We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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