He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
