Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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