so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
