She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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