remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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