quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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