if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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