some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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