Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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