so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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