escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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