If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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