So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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