BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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