I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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