im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
They have beer where we have blood.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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