I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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