My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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