So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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