This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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