Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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