I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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