The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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