TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
