i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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