so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
