Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize