So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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