that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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