I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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