:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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