well most of my day revolves around power hour
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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