How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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