Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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