why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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