Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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