I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
