spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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