I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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