I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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