Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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