Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
