Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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