This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Walk of Shame today included voting.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
