I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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