You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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