What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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