I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
ttyl tear gas
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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