do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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