we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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