Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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