Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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