Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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