I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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