im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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