Who did Billy Mays play for?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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